1. Age Restriction: You must be at least 03 years old or have a valid mango-eating license from the Royal Mango Society.
2. Dress Code: Please wear something that won't stain. These mangoes are serious about making a statement.
3. No Pets Allowed: Unless your pet is a certified mango enthusiast. In that case, bring them along!
4. Silence Your Phones: No distractions allowed during mango-tasting. Focus on the flavor, not your notifications.
5. No Comparisons: We're talking about the king of mangoes here. Don't even think about comparing it to any other fruit.
6. Savor Every Bite: These mangoes are a gift from the gods. Treat them with the respect they deserve.
7. Share the Love: If you're lucky enough to experience these mangoes, share them with someone you love. Mangoes are meant to be shared.
8. No Refunds: Once you've tasted a Ratnagiri Alphonso, you'll never want to go back to ordinary mangoes. Consider it a life-changing experience.
9. Enjoy Responsibly: These mangoes are incredibly delicious, but please eat in moderation. You don't want to go into a mango coma.
10. Most Importantly, Have Fun! Tasting a Ratnagiri Alphonso is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. So relax, enjoy, and let the mango magic work its way.
The "Mango Manifesto" - Our Outrageous Return Policy
Disclaimer: This policy is intended for humor and may not be entirely enforceable. Please contact us for our actual return policy for serious inquiries.